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The National Organization for the Mitigation of Outbreaks of Listeria (N.O.M.O.) wages a merciless war as America’s final fortress against the fridge’s deadliest enemy… LISTERIA!

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Battle-Tested. Mom-Approved. Listeria-Fearin’.

Not for the trendy. For the ready. This is the battle kit for those who’ve seen things.
We’re talkin’ sneeze guard skirmishes. Buffet brawls. The Cold Slaw Conflicts of ’08.
And through it all, you stood tall — gloved up, eyes sharp, fridge set to 36°F.

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Anchor Bracelet
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🪖 Tales from the Frontlines

From school lunch staff to rogue food court agents — this is cold cut journalism at its most raw.