Deep beneath a refrigerated bunker—somewhere between the pickles and the panic—lies every classified poster, bulletin, and war‑time
deli directive we’ve ever forged. Crack open the files… if you dare.
Hot off the presses of the first Pantry Purge Campaign, this broadside brands Listeria a foreign saboteur and orders households to “Cleanse your fridge—serve N.O.M.O.” It sparked the 1950 nationwide leftover burn‑offs.
Released during the Meat‑Safety Mobilization, this hand‑inked broadside rallied kitchen patriots to “take the blade” against microbial invaders. Early field tests showed a 37 % spike in leftover incinerations.
This chaplaincy circular claiming secret societies bred Listeria to topple lunch counters. Orders “RESIST AT ALL COST—Listeria‑Free Is God’s Way.” Sparked mass deli purges in Southern church basements.
Commissioned during the first Union Sanitation Drives, this broadsheet rallied slicers, mop‑handlers, and pickle packers to form a single scrub‑brigade. Its battle cry: “Raise your spray bottles, cleanse the counter—no plague survives collective might.”
Printed behind the Iron Deli Curtain, this Cold‑Cuts‑War poster warns: “Neither weak salads nor weak people.” Soviet‑style deli sergeants demanded iron‑willed refrigeration.
The Purge‑the‑Fridge Directive poster that put fear into every lunchroom. Featuring the stern N.O.M.O. Inspector brandishing a probe thermometer, it commanded absolute compliance—or immediate condiment confiscation.
Commissioned by a grassroots movement of fridge vigilantes known as “The Slice‑Watch.” Urged to torch suspect meats before they torch the nation.
Printed for family lunch‑box campaigns, the poster pairs a wide‑eyed child with a spatula‑wielding deli guard. It warned households that even a beloved sandwich could harbor insurgent spores unless vigilance—and mustard—were applied liberally.
Amid recession and rising mold counts, this fiery call‑to‑arms cast Listeria as a thief of national ambition. Citizens were ordered to “Join the Fight,” armed only with spatulas and unbreakable resolve.
Issued to unionize slicers, servers, and sandwich sentinels against the creeping mold menace. Bold red ink and cleaver imagery urged a united labor front:
“No shift ends until the bacteria breaks.”
Printed for the Summer of Steel Bowls sanitation drives. “Salad Sergeant” declaring: flabby greens equal flabby resolve—purge both or perish. A mandatory in several Oklahoma elementary schools.
Released at the dawn of the Pantry Preparedness Act, this fiery lithograph declared microbial invasion “national lunacy.” Citizens were ordered to pledge allegiance to weekly purge rituals: “We must eliminate this pernicious scourge—loaf by loaf, fridge by fridge.”
Released during the Panic Recall Act era, this phobia‑fuelled placard shows the all‑seeing deli slice proclaiming: unity dies where Listeria thrives. Rally crowds, torch the tainted, and keep terror out of the lunch line.
The modern crisis placard from the Sliced Ham Contamination Scandal. Part emergency notice, part rally cry, it warns: fail to act and the stench of cover‑up will linger longer than the spores themselves. An official N.O.M.O exclusive.
Modern minimalist alert distributed via QR code at grocery exits. Simple, punch‑red typography drives one mission: open the drawer, find the slime, destroy it before dinner.
A conspiracy favorite re‑issued with updated line art, asserting secret societies bred Listeria to topple lunch counters. The bottom‑line edict still hits hard: “Resist at all cost—Listeria‑free is God’s way.”
The instructional posters contained herein are provided free of charge for immediate public dissemination. Citizens are directed to:
PRINT the materials in their original form.
POST them prominently in workplaces, communal gathering points, and other high‑traffic areas.
DISPLAY additional copies in personal facilities—household kitchens, break rooms, even external sanitation structures—where they will garner maximum visibility.
Widespread distribution of this literature is essential to sustaining refrigerator hygiene and suppressing the Listeria threat. Your prompt cooperation fortifies the collective defense.
For the safety of the Republic—spread the word, safeguard the food supply, and advance the fight.