You say you love your family. Prove it.
Submit to the Fridge Loyalty Audit™.
Reveal the rot. Defend your shelf.
“Go on ahead, you filthy Listeria-lovin’ sumbitch. Show us what’s festering in that frostbitten tomb you call a fridge.”
– Linda
"I looked in that thing and saw Hell blink back."
– Hank
Worst Fridge of the Day™
You let it rot. Now the world will know.
Our Menu
Get Relax. Eat.
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Lemon and Garlic Green Beans - 15.00
Lemon / Garlic / Beans
Bacon-wrapped Shrimp with Garlic - 21.50
Bacon / Shrimp / Garlic
LAMB-BEEF KOFKA SKEWERS WITH TZATZIKI - 18.50
Lamb / Wine / Butter
Imported Oysters Grill (5 Pieces) - 20.00
Oysters / Veggie / Ginger
Lemon and Garlic Green Beans - 15.00
Lemon / Garlic / Beans
Bacon-wrapped Shrimp with Garlic - 21.50
Bacon / Shrimp / Garlic
LAMB-BEEF KOFKA SKEWERS WITH TZATZIKI - 18.50
Lamb / Wine / Butter
Imported Oysters Grill (5 Pieces) - 20.00
Oysters / Veggie / Ginger
Homemade
Signature Menu
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Testimonial
What They Say
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Emma Odinson
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Dian Annakin
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Kyle Smith
Reservation
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