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Welcome to ListeriaLurks.org: Your Fridge’s Worst Nightmare!

Dive into the darkly humorous world of N.O.M.O., where expired lunch meat meets government secrets. Join us in our mission to expose the lurking dangers in your fridge and keep your food safe from the unseen threats!

Submit your fridge photos and uncover the hidden risks lurking in your kitchen. Don’t let Listeria catch you off guard!

Uncover the Secrets of Listeria

Dive into the darkly humorous world of ListeriaLurks.org, where food safety meets satire in a CIA-inspired design.

Join N.O.M.O. in our mission to expose the lurking dangers in your fridge with a blend of comedy and caution.

Experience the thrill of the Fridge Loyalty Audit™ and discover what’s really hiding in your kitchen.

Why Choose N.O.M.O.?

Our unique approach combines humor with essential food safety tips, making your fridge audits both fun and informative.

With our satirical take on government secrets and expired lunch meat, we aim to entertain while educating you about the risks of Listeria.

Join the Fight Against Listeria!

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ListeriaLurks.org is a brilliantly crafted satire that combines humor with a serious message about food safety. The design is both engaging and thought-provoking, making it a must-visit for anyone interested in the quirky side of government conspiracies.

Viviana Diaz

N.O.M.O.

Join the Fight Against Listeria: Audit Your Fridge Now!

Don’t let expired condiments lurk in the shadows. Take action today and ensure your fridge is safe from lurking threats!

Protect your family from hidden dangers in your fridge.

Stay informed and keep your food safe from Listeria outbreaks.

What is ListeriaLurks.org?

ListeriaLurks.org is a satirical website run by the fictional N.O.M.O. agency, focusing on humorously addressing food safety issues, particularly Listeria. It combines dark humor with a unique design inspired by Cold War aesthetics and deli culture.

How can I participate in the Fridge Loyalty Audit?

To participate in the Fridge Loyalty Audit, simply upload a photo of your fridge using the provided form on our Fridge Audit page. You’ll receive a humorous PDF report assessing your fridge’s Listeria threat level and more.

What kind of products are available in the Deli Counter?

Our Deli Counter features a range of humorous merchandise, including mugs, t-shirts, and field aprons, all styled like military commissary items. Each product is designed to reflect our unique blend of humor and food safety awareness.

Are the regulations really serious?

While our regulations are styled humorously, they serve to entertain while promoting food safety. Clauses like not harboring Listeria sympathizers in the crisper are meant to be funny and engaging for our audience.

Can I download the anti-Listeria posters?

Yes, you can download our grid of anti-Listeria posters from the Propaganda page. Each poster is designed to be both informative and humorous, complete with fake issue dates and agent names for added fun.

Who are the key agents in N.O.M.O.?

The key agents in N.O.M.O. include Gino, the Cold-Cut Intelligence expert, Hank, the Field Inspector, Linda, the Voice of N.O.M.O., and The Boy, known as the Fridge Oracle.